Wash your hands

Thousands of items are returned to the library everyday.

We never know what happens to them once they leave our shelves.

Sometimes we don't want to know.

Yes, my dear readers, that is dog feces.

This particular item was returned in the book drop along with other books,

which were destroyed as well.

Remember, folks,

wash your hands after reading a borrowed book!

Librarian thought bubble - "Next time, could you toss in a blank check with the poop? At the moment my tax dollars are paying to clean this expensive sorting machine."